ahhh !! so siians ~~ so manii hwks niid to complete .. !! my god !! got geo , maths , chii , f&n n eng leii .. wahhs .. all e teachers reallii wan us 2 diie iisiit ? bloody hell !! dey tiink we r robots mehhs ? expect us 2 fiiniish so manii stuffs iin a dae ahh !! crazii lors .. !!

sumtyme .. ii jus tiinkiin tat don dey hav an organ kal ' braiin' ? don dey use theiir braiin 2 tiink ? or use iit 2 shiit niias !! freaks ~ ! moreover , 2molo got physiics test n eng role play siiax .. haiis .. so mani stuffs !! freak off lahhs ! ~

haiis .. tokiin bout e eng role play .. miie damn suaii lors .. mus act as pariis hiilton !! ahh !! tat slut !! oops .. =X lols .. siians .. mus walk liik her .. dress liik her .. n oso briing along her tiinkerbell .. lols .. den jus nw jus fiiniish typiin out e scriipt lors ..

hhmm .. let miie proudly present my grp role play .. !! lols ..

SURVIVOR CELEBRITY
SCRIPT

Jessica: Hi, I'm Jessica Simpson, the host for this show, The Survivors. It has
been a very tough competition since the first day. Now we are down to
the final two survivors. The juries will be called back to vote for either
Mr. Bean or Mr. Hung. In addition, the result will determine the winner.
Let us meet the final two survivors.

Mr. Bean and William Hung walk in. Mr. Bean plays with his teddy bear while William Hung dances to the beat of “She Bangs”.

Jessica: So how has the 15 days been for you, Mr. Bean? Are there any
obstacles you encounter?

Mr. Bean: Ummmph... (As he talks to his teddy bear near his ear. He nods his
head, answering the questions in a dumb way.)

Jessica: I see. What about you, Mr. William Hung? How has the competition
been for you? "Banging?"

William: I’ve been struggling in almost everything I do and I hope I have
made my mother proud.

Jessica: Let us call the juries to join us.

All the juries come in. they are Paris Hilton, Lara Croft, Harry Potter and Gollum. (The juries make their own act.)

Jessica: Can the juries please settle down?

Paris: Can you give me a proper sitting? I can’t sit in this dirty place! (As
she acts too fussy.)

(Harry Potter charmed the chair.)

Paris: Hey! How dare you steal my chair?! So where am I going to sit?! Now
what… (Startled.)

Gollum: Oh my precious jewels!

Paris: Oh my!

Gollum: (Ask Smiggle to bring back the chair for Paris.)

Paris: Thank you, Gollum. (As she says in a disgusting way.)

(Everybody settle down.)

Jessica: Finally, it’s over. Now, we shall ask Paris to come forward and start the
session.

(Paris asks Mr. Bean.)

Paris: How do you feel when you’ve come so far into this game, darling?

Mr. Bean: (Talks to his teddy bear and raises the teddy bear’s hand.)

Paris: Awww... So cute. You are such a darling… So, do you think you have
done better than my darling?

William: I have no professional training and I know I have done my mummy
proud.

Paris: (Just walks away.)

Jessica: Next jury please, Lara Croft!

Lara: Seriously, you guys have to convince me to get my vote.

Jessica: Wow! That’s a little bit harsh, don’t you think so?

Harry: Hi! (Smiles at both survivors.)

Mr. Bean: (Waves his teddy’s hand.)

Harry: I can’t believe that the two of you helped to get me eliminated just
because I use magic! However, I will forgive you and whoever is able to
perform a magic trick, you will get my vote.

Mr. Bean: (Hides his teddy bear and pretends finding it.) Where is it? Where is
it?

William: (Just shrugged.)

Harry: You got my vote, Mr. Billy Bean! Oops... I mean Mr. Bean.

Jessica: our last juries, Gollum please.

Gollum: (Crawl to the centre stage.) (Makes funny faces at Mr. Bean.) How dare
you steal my precious jewel away!

Mr. Bean: (Teddy looks left and right.) (Take the jewel out of his pocket.)

Gollum: (Throw the jewels away and addresses to William.) You will get my
vote.

William: My mummy would be proud of me! (He then dance to the beat of “She
Bangs”.) (Dance non-stop.)

Gollum: Enough! Mr. William! Can you just relax yourself?! (He then muffled to
the audience.) Anyway, he’s better than that Billy Bean!

Jessica: Now we will give the two contestants two minutes to convince the
judges about their votes.

(Silence)

Mr. Bean: Whatever happens tonight, both of us are the winner! (Teddy bear
dances.)

William: I know I have tried my best and I got no professional training.

(Juries cast the votes and the winner is being announced.)

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